3/12/2024 0 Comments Tekken 5![]() As any Tekken stalwart knows, first thing you do when you get the latest version is unlock all the secret characters by finishing the story mode over and over again. Which is pretty much what Tekken 5 boils down to during the first few hours of play. I’ll get my other pad and I’m gonna kick your ass. Continue? I’ll do more than that Jinpachi. ![]() That’s twenty quid down the drain, all because of this bloody boss. I look down, and I have ripped my pad in two. I twist the ends of my PS2 Dual Shock until I hear a slight creak. It will kill me, and, once again, I will continue. I cannot side step, I cannot jump, and I cannot duck. My eyes start to twitch, and I see a vision of that damnable flame emerging from the gaping, fanged mouth that smiles broader than a Cheshire cat on the slobbering oaf’s stomach. Continue? The game asks as if mocking my lame efforts. Jinpachi burns the life from me for the twentieth time in a row, and my crumpled body writhes in agony once again.
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